Rim Jobs

That shit is where its at.  Gave my first one to BigWoolyMammoth the other day and enjoy every second of it.  His hairy ass was like a pumice stone on my tongue, and the del taco he had eaten earlier that day was delicious.  It gave his shirt the perfect blend of secret spices to get me sexually aroused.

Multi Alert!

cipher [4]
snorkelbill [28374]


I demand the immediate banning of these players.  I notice that my grenades still have not arrived.  The new programmer needs to work on this immediately.  As an added demand, I have't had a cuddle buddy since Mr. Snuggles was taken from me, if someone could convince cheetah to fist my ass hole again I would be very happy.
Con Con out!

RichardCranium [15151]

$10,000 to anyone who hosps him.  Send me the fight log and a picture of your penis.  This man stole $7000 dollars from me.  Well sorta, in all honesty he just mugged the person I was mugging.  BUT NOBODY FUCKS WITH CONRAD!  (anybody who actually wants to fuck please shoot me a mail "hey boys") (ladies need not apply)
Confag out!

Another new update

11.August.1 -- Added Gang War Summary page, located below Gang War History. Changed the Bioplex Assistant page to be sorted so the most current date is on the top. Changed the MobileCrime Journal to work like the Bioplex Assistant where it is grouped by years first, as well as sorting with most current date first. Moved Reply To Gang after Reply to Sender.


CIPHER seems to be hard at work, but I still demand my grenades.  I'm running out of things to shove up my ass!
Conrad out.

Have you seen this man?

Suspect in the bunny napping of Mr. Snuggles.

Last known alias: Behemoth

Conrad out.

MISSING!

Mr. Snuggles

If found, please mail Chade [22264]

Conrad out.

And that

19385 DM CrazyFoley 46 32 Hospitalized by Conrad1103.Try again con-man, although you may have to wait until gang combat day...
Conrad out and about.

Take that

disconnectedhalo [26573], a hospitalization is exactly what you deserved for posting a thread about my blog, and a hospitalization is what I gave you.  hehehehe
Conrad out.

Who am I?

I am a simple confused cow.

biffbaffboff out.

Conrad out.

Loki out.

w00k out.

birdy out.

Here yee

The bird is the word, and the birds word happens to be one point bigger than Vals word.

Rank	User	Gang Points
1	Habitat	310606
2	Valhalla	310605

This happens to mean nothing because once I get my grenades ill blow the shit out of their tree fort!
Conrad out

Maintenance time

After a long talk with Zen baby, she revealed to me that this time was picked because she wants to give me a chance to get up off my fat ass and use the bathroom.  Nothing to wake you up like a 2 minute shit!
Conrad out.

Three Kings

As the hosp war between Habitat, Dark Matter and Super Villains comes to a close one thing sticks out to this observer.  Why is Cheetah still hospitalizing people after the ceasefire?  It is well known to the AL community that Cheetah is not a logical person.  One would think that she would be able to stop clicking for the betterment of her gang...  It is the personal belief of this blogger that if Cheetah were sober the war would be over.  Unluckily for the Super Villain has-beens, Cheetah just can't seem to put down the bottle.  So the battle rages on until Cheetah blacks out and forgets there ever was a hosp war.
Conrad out.